What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 04:22
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Yes sir it is.
Sure no problem officer.
Does eating bread before bed make you fat? If so, why?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
HELLO
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
What is the most ridiculous obviously false verse in the Bible?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
After a few moments he returns.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
What is the gayest experience you have seen in prison?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
{RING} {RING}
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.